If Easter happens this March
When guests come over for Easter dinner
Easter’s now an family dinner

Don't try to tell people why
Easter's on a March, that's right
You know it's gonna be “a family dinner” (a family dinner)

Visitors come over from near and far
Fill 'em up with mashed potatoes and rolls
To become stuffed one at a time
Is no such romantic lovestory love affair

Hide away your easter gifts
Don't have time to take a bath
It won't be a very romantic Sunday
When the time's right, family dinner day

[Spoken by myself]: How come my grandparents invited me for their Easter family dinner? Oh, and I have to get dressed nicely. My prom date clothes are laid out! Am I handsome?

People everywhere pointed out
It's the day they've talked about
On April, it was Easter
But on March, it’s being pushed back, don't have to pester

All about those Easter stuff
Have your grandparents called yet
It's family, that makes miracles happen

Nobody blink, Jesus has been risen from the grave
Don’t be afraid, more family members
This holiday's an family dinner
Sweet, it’s an family dinner
Family dinner
Nice!