Skittles and Reese's Pieces
The stocking stuffer sort
Silly putty, a CD
All sorts of (whoop) that'll rotten my teeth, see
The stocking stuffer sort
'Cause I'm chewin' on sweets, damaging teeth
Fill my stomach with food from clothed feet
Chewin' on sweets, damaging teeth
Fill my stomach with food from clothed feet
Be visiting, Doc Parkaski
I'm eating lots of Reese's

Wake up
Heard a clatter, looks like Santa came up
Go to sleep 'cause he knows when you wake up
Someone has come up upon our rooftop
Maybe we'll see Prancer, we'll see Rudolph (We wanted to)
Heard a clatter, looks like Santa came up (We wanted to)
Go to sleep 'cause he knows when you wake up (We wanted to)
Someone has come up upon our rooftop (We wanted to)
I don't think you trust in my
Wanting for a sleigh ride
But I
Don't ask him because I'm shy, shy, shy
Shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy
Hey!

I want a big tree
I want a big tree
I want a big tree
Reaching to the sun
I want it six feet
I want it eight feet
I want it ten feet
Find the biggest one
Come here, come here, come here
I'll get the hachet for ya
Come here, come here, come here
Go to the mountain corna'
Come here, come here, come here
You want a giant, don'cha?
Come here, come here, come here
There's plenty in Nevada

Be really good, if I can, but I can't, but now I'm gonna
Hope for more than than some lame anthrax spores, I know I'm gonna
Why do I always get coal (Oh no)
Why do I always get cooooooooal
When Santa comes down my flue
Boy, my Christmas blew

Gonna kiss a cute girl
We're under mistletoe, and I'm very happy
Cutest babe in the world
So I hope that she kisses me, I'm very lonley
She told me she does not want to
Do kissy-kissy with me, it's tradition, baby
Could be the fact that she's a jew
But it also could be me, 'cause I'm Gary Busey, now

Last night, she said
She wants to get a Barbie doll, and the house with all
Of the furniture
So I went to Toys R Us
It seems impossible tonight, it's all sold out, not right
Get it in July

Oh, ho ho ho ho
Oh, ho ho ho ho
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
Open up your list so you can read it to he
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
A Macy's moment, so go sit down with the Santa
Get up and then sit down with the Santa
Don't pull on his beard to reveal that he's Murray

We're the elves that work all night, we're the elves that work all night
We're the elves that work all night, but it's really quite all right

This year, I know that I will not pout
This year, gonna try not to shout
I'm hopin' that his sliegh comes my way
My way, not the Smith's way
This year, I know that I will not pout
This year, gonna try not to shout
I'm hopin' that his sliegh comes my way
(ching ching) Not the Smith's way

I'm viewing the outside, I want what's in
I hope she bought it, one with green colors
'Cause inside are toys and some DVDs
I hope that she knew the right toys to choose

It's Chanukah, so spin the dreidely-dely, let's all do the hora and light the menorah
It's Chanukah, so spin the dreidely-dely, let's all do the hora and light the menorah

We are, we are, the elves of the North Pole
We are, we are, the elves of the North Pole
We are, we are, the elves of the North Pole
We are the elves of the North Pole
Hey!

I'm Big Santa, yes I'm the real Cringle, all the people know I'm here when all the bels jingle
So won't the real Big Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Big Santa, yes I'm the real Cringle, all the people know I'm here when all the bels jingle
So won't the real Big Santa please, please, please stand up

Big Santa, won't you pleeeeease
Stand uuuuuuu- (stand up Santa)
(stand up Santa)
(stand up Santa) -uuuuuup
Santa, won't you please stand up
Hey!