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Song Parodies -> "Meat Cleaver"

Original Song Title:

"Hash Pipe"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Meat Cleaver"

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The Lyrics

The same guy who went on a chicken-killing frenzy in "The Only Resort" is back - and this time, he's after ducks!
1. The ducks are so tasy;/
And they hide in the shed!/

I will / cut them up / I will not; /
Rest till they're dead!/

The autumn is coming;/
And it's time to harvest!/

And their drumsticks are certain;/
To pass my taste test!/


(Oh! / They're quacking at me! / ) x 2
(Oh...) / They're running from me!/

(Oh...) / They've got their feathers! /
(Oh...) / Got butchering fever! /

(Instrumental Break)

2. I love the Muscovies; /
They taste the best, you know! /

They huff rather than quack;/
Thought you wanted to know!/

The nailed log is ready; /
Now the birdie go chop! /

And into the bucket/
Bought at the concrete shop!/

(Second Chorus)

(Oh! / They're quacking at me! / ) x 2

(Oh...) / They're running from me!/

(Oh...) / They've got their feathers! /
(Oh...) / Got butchering fever! /

(Oh...) / They try escaping! /
Brought a meat cleaver! /
Got a meat cleaver!/

(Repeat Second Chorus)
"Meat Cleaver" is off of my Every Ape and His Brother album The Chicken of the Opera.

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Lord Abberwadd - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
You're deranged.

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