(Miss Piggy: “Hi-Yah! Hi-Yah!)

There used to be this puppeteer
Who made me grin (from ear) from ear to ear

My Muppet craze (Muppet craze)
Was kinda strange (Kinda strange)

Just the fact that frogs
Can fall in love with pigs
It makes me so giddy
And makes me flip my wig!

The catchphrase shared…
“Waka Waka”
From Fozzie Bear
Made me guffaw

That Fraggle Rock (Fraggle Rock)
It really rocked! (Really Rocked!)

It’s just the sight of blue
Things with a curvy nose
With his friend a rat
Who enjoys being gross

Oh Jim
Your characters were a hoot
The Swedish Chef and Dr. Honeydew
As well as that guy Sam the Eagle too
“America’s the best!”

Were you insane? (Were you insane?)
Made Pigs in Space (Pigs in Space)

It’s just the sight of dogs
That can play piano
Makes me so glad that
There was the “Muppet Show”

I loved…
“Mah Nà Mah Nà” the tune
There’s even Cavemen drummers too
Those Statler and Waldrof dudes
Said everything does smell

There’s new movies
Although you died
So rest in peace
You puppet guy

Yoda daze
Big Bird craze
Goblin King
(Bowie sings!)
Dark Crystal
Mythical…
Earned my praise!