Song Parodies -> "Barbeque Grill"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

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Original Performer:

"Barbeque Grill"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

DKTOS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4iTyHItFwg

Where I come from if I want a date
I just pull a cousin down on my lap
There's twelve of us in a little shack
And my friends are all related to me

But I am not some inbred fool
Santa Claus won't you hear my plea
Please bring me a new contraption
For cookin' all my critters

Barbeque grill
That's what I want for me
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Bring me a barbeque grill

Barbeque grill
Roadkill is delicious and free
(Bunny bunny, bunny bunny)
Cooked on a barbeque grill

Looking for some passing car
To hit a skunk with that machine
It'll make a meal for four
It's called hillbilly haute cuisine

I wanna fry a flattened rat
I wanna be the roadkill king
Possum pate' makes 'em drool
And try the pigeon wing

Barbeque grill
That's what I want for me
(Hurry hurry, hurry hurry)
Bring me a barbeque grill

Barbeque grill
Roadkill is delicious and free
(Furry curry, furry curry)
Cooked on a barbeque grill

The truth is some folks look askance
At hunting on the avenue
For kitty carrion

But I dont care I'm just picking up some food
Here on the motorway buffet
Sure as pa's sister is his wife
We'll eat good today

Barbeque grill
That's what I want for me
(killin' killin', grillin' grillin')
Bring me a barbeque grill

Barbeque grill
Roadkill is delicious and free
(lizard gizzard, lizard gizzard)
Cooked on a barbeque grill

Barbeque grill
Barbeque grill (doggie doggie)
Barbeque grill
Barbeque grill (froggie froggie)

Bring me a barbeque grill

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McKludge - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment

You don't need a barbecue grill, you can cook the roadkill right there on your manifold. Now that's redneck cookin'

Rick C - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment

This grill was served up well done. 5 courses.

UnKnownVO - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Leave it, or Beave it, to Mr McRude to come up with that one !

McKludge - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment

I can't take credit for that one, UKV. There's a book called Manifold Destiny (haven't read it) all about cooking off your engine heat. They actually give cooking times in miles.

Rex - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks "Manifold McKludge", "Roadkill Rick", and "Varmint VO". Happy grillin' to you all.

LiLVarmitVO - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Lord McRude, ~Chef o'Manifold~ good to hear that you have such Gourmet tendancies, Sir !

LilVarmitVotrix - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Lord Rexy, I enjoy the ' handles' that you so amply bestowed upon us three 'Cartoon Characters', that we so be, sir ! sometimes at this webSite I really do feel like I'm just a cartoonCharacter . . . ? ? ?

Matthias - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment

I could always go for some flattened rat, I don't know about you... Actually the sad thing is, now I do know about you. As the King of Redneck parodies I dub this funny-worthy!

Jonathan S. - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Fave line: "Furry curry..." XD

Well, I must say,
this parody
really...

cooks!

5-5-
5

Agrimorfee - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment

(artistryt) You definitely were channeling the Matthias Mystique here, Rex!

bobpiecheese - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) The choruses could've used a bit more variation, but otherwise what everyone else said.

Below Average Dave - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment

(Art) In this particular one, the light variations worked

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