Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Tissue Box"
Original Song Title:
"Beverly Hills"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Weezer
Parody Song Title:
"Tissue Box"
Parody Written by:
Lime
The Lyrics
Now it's winter and all the kids
Sneezing,coughing,getting the flu
So they use all the kleenex
And then they all just get some rest
I didn't go and get the flu
Germs never dared to go on me
They shouldn't.
I'm all clean.
Got medicine on me now.
Tissue Box
Who grabbed the last kleenex?
Lying in bed all sick.
Tissue box.
Don't you dare sneeze on me!
Lying in bed all sick.
Look at all those school kids.
They're all so dirty and germed.
When the doctors are called in.
They get em just as sick as them.
I don't wanna be all sick.
Just be a healthy kid.
Take my temperature please.
'cause I'm feeling down.
Tissue Box
Who grabbed the last kleenex?
Lying in bed.
Tissue box.
Don't you dare sneeze on me!
Lying in bed.
The truth is I have a fever.
It's something that I've dreaded.
But I gotta stay home.
Yes I do.
I'm coughing, weezing, sneezing, always
And I just wanna die.
I just kinda wanna sleep
And watch TV all day.
Tissue Box
Who grabbed the last kleenex?
Lying in bed.
Tissue box.
Don't you dare sneeze on me!
Lying in bed.
Tissue Box.
Sneezing,coughing,getting the flu
So they use all the kleenex
And then they all just get some rest
I didn't go and get the flu
Germs never dared to go on me
They shouldn't.
I'm all clean.
Got medicine on me now.
Tissue Box
Who grabbed the last kleenex?
Lying in bed all sick.
Tissue box.
Don't you dare sneeze on me!
Lying in bed all sick.
Look at all those school kids.
They're all so dirty and germed.
When the doctors are called in.
They get em just as sick as them.
I don't wanna be all sick.
Just be a healthy kid.
Take my temperature please.
'cause I'm feeling down.
Tissue Box
Who grabbed the last kleenex?
Lying in bed.
Tissue box.
Don't you dare sneeze on me!
Lying in bed.
The truth is I have a fever.
It's something that I've dreaded.
But I gotta stay home.
Yes I do.
I'm coughing, weezing, sneezing, always
And I just wanna die.
I just kinda wanna sleep
And watch TV all day.
Tissue Box
Who grabbed the last kleenex?
Lying in bed.
Tissue box.
Don't you dare sneeze on me!
Lying in bed.
Tissue Box.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Sorry but you're missing some big syllables on the chorus, but for the most part it fit well and it was pretty funny. 355
I love how you used the word Weezing in this.... Very good!
I LOVE the OS...and agree with Matthias on "Weezing..." If it wasn't intentionally clever, you should pretend that it was...; )
R u sure its not just allergies? if so just get some "Allergy Pills" lol 444
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/weezer62.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1216
