My religion isn't all that great
The "book of mormon" is a piece of crap
My dumb beliefs are a little whack
And my friends are just as crazy as me

They teach us lies in sunday-school
Christian girls never looked at me
Why should they, I ain't no Christian
We twisted their religion

Burnin' in hell - That's where I'm gonna be!
Mormons are going to hell
Goin' to hell - burnin' for all eternity!
"Latter-day Saints" go to hell

Come and join a mormon church
They're all so beautiful and clean
When our deacons scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between

Come in and waste your life with us
We're gonna make the Devil king
Let the Devil take your soul
Cuz it's the next big thing!

Goin' to hell - That's where I'm gonna be!
Mormons are going to hell
Burnin' in hell - feeling like a million degrees!
"Latter-day Saints" go to hell

The truth is... I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're tricked into
And I'm falling for it

Yes I'm dumb - I'm just a clueless brainwashed fool
And I will always be this way
I might as well enjoy my wives
And watch my kids pray

Burnin' in hell - That's where I'm gonna be!
Mormons are going to hell
Goin' to hell - We're retarded, they all agree!
"Latter-day Saints" go to hell
Goin' to hell
Goin' to hell, yeah
Burnin' in hell
Burnin' in hell
"Latter-day Saints" go to hell