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Song Parodies -> "Can't Pay My Bills"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Can't Pay My Bills"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Where I live now isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
The bill collectors, breaking my back
I need a new job to get some money

People say I don't have the right tools
To get a job that I need
At this rate, I'll lose my T.V.
Got nothing in my pocket

Can't pay my bills, I really need money (Oh no)
That's why I can't pay my bills
Can't pay my bills, I wish I was a celebrity! (Oh yeah)
That's why I can't pay my bills

I wish I was a movie star
So I'll be rolling in the green
Good-bye house if I don't try
Wish I had a money machine

I wanna live a life like that
All this stress starts to sting
Had to get rid of my pool
Cause I have to pay these things!


The truth is...I don't stand a chance
Its something that I have to persue...
But it won't take long...

No it won't – It'll be a month maybe even two
And they will always get their way
I guess I'll get another chance
But that's what they say


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