Song Parodies -> "The MP's"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

"The MP's"

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The Lyrics

Following the revelations that MP's in Britain have been abusing the Expenses. MP's have been claiming for second homes which they are allowed to do, but what some have been doing is swapping around thier second home for thier first home. When they do this they make more claims to refurbish their other homes. Some have claimed for Servants and Advisors which is a clear breach of rules, some have exceeded thier limits but have been allowed to claim for items like Plasma screen TV's. Here is my parody that has some of the story in it. One actually made a Donation to a church only to claim it back later on the tight F****R

Makes me so damn angry
And they know why
No way I will vote kiss it goodbye
And I’m hearing the excuses from your MP’s
You’re claiming for expenses that shouldn’t be

I’m saying

Claiming for, your
Mortgages is not right
Especially you paid it off last time
And if your gonna leave
I can guarantee
You will claim a pension for tax-free

Now you’re claiming, for Plasma TV’s
For smelly bags of horse SHIT
And a comb for your hair
Do you feel guilty?
I’m sure you do not
Your all the bloody same
You just think for yourselves

Your saying

Claiming free, and
Everything in my sight
I donate money claim it back its alright
Then switch your second home
I can claim more free
Their will be more scandals wait and see

They take our money
Running bills that’s sky high
The things they claim for make me ask WHY
Should be arrested and made to explain
Too much mistrust how can we trust you again

Claiming free, your
Salary must be tight
A two grand sofa makes you feel all right
And if your claims exceed
I can guarantee
You can make an excuse - bourgeoisie (BOR-JWAH -SEE)

Why do we vote for MP’s?
I don’t know why
Claimed for two butlers because you’re tight
It’s for you living expenses it’s not for free
Abusing a system for your own gluttony

I’m thinking

You MP’s, are
Just really not right
Claims for indulgence and for your delight
I want you all to leave
And a guarantee
We just want somebody properly

I’m saying

You MP’s, are
Just really not right
Claims for indulgence and for your delight
I want you all to leave
And a guarantee
We just want somebody properly

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Christie Marie M - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Good OS. It sounds better when it's parodied! I got to research a lot more about MP's. Oh, this house next to our vacation home in Fla. had a foreclosure years ago. I heard that they had a great job as a financier and at the time it was easier for them to keep up with the mortgage. Unfortunately, they were laid off, forced to move out of their home due to lack of mortgages, and now the bank is trying to sell their Fla. home. The way you talk about the MP's they sound like greedy crooks. Hope $555 can cover your expenses!

Gari J - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

They are crooks to be honest they abuse a system that has no regulator whatso ever to rule against them. Speaking of Mortgages one MP had paid his all off but claimed for nearly a year on it, they should be prosecuted it gross neglagance and misconduct as well as fraud. They wont be arrested or charged deep down Politicians are all the same greedy.

DR PYRO D - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

A very good representation of the current expenses scandal, not all MP's are bad but if you abuse a system over expenses that dont exist or not needed, then you deserve to punished 5's.

Gari J - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice way to be punished the DR P with 5'S LOL, only kidding I know that most MP's are not bad but like you say they do push the boundarys on expenses in particular. If they had a regualting body that overlooked the system to stop such abuse then maybe MP's would'nt be caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

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