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Song Parodies -> "Tooth Decay"

Original Song Title:

"Drift Away"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"Tooth Decay"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I realize this song is a cover and has been recorded by numerous artists, but it was Uncle Kracker's version this one was based on (though with light moderation, it could be used to the others) Anyone ever notice how repetitive this thing is? I'm at as always.
After each day I feel so blue
I keep brushing my teeth and I cry in pain
It drives me insane, All my teeth are loose
Dentist I can't obtain, will teeth remain

Give me some more scope
and clean my gums
With no dentist, my teeth's future's numb
my teeth won't stay

I need some Colgate
Perhaps Total
I don't really care, just fill the holes
More tooth decay

Dentist take this away

It's too bad that I don't make a dime
Not one dentist since I left home, it's true
The plaque on my teeth looks like slime
Lost a tooth or two, and I can barely chew

I have some toothaches
Molars are sore
I can't stand this damn pain anymore
It hurts today

I have tried Advil
and Tylenol
I need some insurance 'fore I lose them all
They'll go away

My teeth are turning gray

I've Gingivitis
Sometimes I reminisce about this
The days when I kissed you
and you did not say pew or raise fists

It hurts so bad that it's killing me
The pain's so bad, I don't think I can go on
Taking pills not prescribed for free
My enamel is gone, Novocaine ain't strong

Give me some fluoride
Fill a whole bowl
Maybe some day all my teeth can be whole
and ease the pain

This halitosis
Is really gross
Taking breath mints need to triple my dose
Keep stench away

I've run out of floss
My toothpicks broke
Guess it's a good thing that I do not smoke
They'd fall today

I think I cracked one
The blood came out
Lost another tooth, have to do without
It's my dismay

Hey Tooth Fairy

Hey Tooth Fairy

I want my cash today

I need money okay!

(Tooth Fairy)
(These things have Tooth Decay)
(These things have Tooth Decay)
(I can't use these)

Hear Me Moan

I have Tooth Decay

Can you take it away
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "keep stench away" and the cigarette bit
John Barry - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
15 molars.
lilTwoFairy - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, Le Marquis de B+A+D, this is what happens to the "Pepsi Generation", . . . even so, let's see, oh yes, I think I can find some extra cash for thee, tucked inside in my FishNets . . . .
Matthias - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved the Tooth Fairy part, as well as the smoking bit... I've also done this song about dentistry (But yours is a lot better, because mine was an old one and the grammar was horrid). You don't have to pull my tooth to have me laugh at this one.
Ann Hammond - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Jack Wilson - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
This was awesome! Great OS and Ive parodied it myself
Below Average Dave - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everybody :)
Tim Mayfield - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Holy Molars, Batman! This is good. Here's some gold-capped 5's for now.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Wish I'd thought of this one. Actually, I wish I hadn't, but, sort of, I did:
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