Song Parodies -> The Wine Song
| Original Song Title: | "Follow Me" |
| Original Performer: | Uncle Kracker |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Wine Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Lori Sylvia |
Written for a "wine tasting" bus trip taken with a bunch of friends.
You don't know how you met me-
It was the wine-
You cannot remember-
But had a great time-
All I know is when you met me-
I had to pee-
I walked right on past you-
To the wine that was free-
I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-
I wasn't worried bout the state of my clothes-
You weren't either, I could suppose-
You said "hello, and you sure look nice"-
I said "try this" and then "name your price"-
I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-
It says white zinfandel, so give it a try-
Sip it sweet 'cause it's never too dry-
If there's a reason you must go astray-
I'll have a great time by myself anyway-
I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-
You don't know how you met me-
It was the wine-
You cannot remember-
But had a great time-
All I know is when you met me-
I had to pee-
I walked right on past you-
To the wine that was free-
I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-
It was the wine-
You cannot remember-
But had a great time-
All I know is when you met me-
I had to pee-
I walked right on past you-
To the wine that was free-
I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-
I wasn't worried bout the state of my clothes-
You weren't either, I could suppose-
You said "hello, and you sure look nice"-
I said "try this" and then "name your price"-
I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-
It says white zinfandel, so give it a try-
Sip it sweet 'cause it's never too dry-
If there's a reason you must go astray-
I'll have a great time by myself anyway-
I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-
You don't know how you met me-
It was the wine-
You cannot remember-
But had a great time-
All I know is when you met me-
I had to pee-
I walked right on past you-
To the wine that was free-
I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-
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Shaky pacing, but some clever rhymes. well done 444
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