Song Parodies -> "The Wine Song"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"The Wine Song"

Parody Written by:

Lori Sylvia

The Lyrics

Written for a "wine tasting" bus trip taken with a bunch of friends.

You don't know how you met me-
It was the wine-
You cannot remember-
But had a great time-
All I know is when you met me-
I had to pee-
I walked right on past you-
To the wine that was free-

I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-

I wasn't worried bout the state of my clothes-
You weren't either, I could suppose-
You said "hello, and you sure look nice"-
I said "try this" and then "name your price"-

I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-

It says white zinfandel, so give it a try-
Sip it sweet 'cause it's never too dry-
If there's a reason you must go astray-
I'll have a great time by myself anyway-

I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-

You don't know how you met me-
It was the wine-
You cannot remember-
But had a great time-
All I know is when you met me-
I had to pee-
I walked right on past you-
To the wine that was free-

I'm singing-
Follow me, over to the right-
They're serving wine, it's both red and white-
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee-
You won't find no better-
Wine for free-

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