He’s the Fridge Penguin
Ah, Yeah, He lives right in there
He swims and he waddles
Leaves feathers everywhere

Not the bird in my pantry
That’s a toucan named Kline
And the thing in my cupboards
Is a miniature swine

Oooh, This bird works his butt off for you
(Woooooooooh!)
Yeah! Without him you’d be lost
(Woooooooooh!)
He supplies you and assists you
Its for free there is no cost
He’s the Fridge Penguin

He calls his home my fridge door
Illumination his life’s vowed
(I bet he gets really bored)
He’d take a dip in my mom’s flan
Take a nap on my fruit pie
His buddy Puffin in freezer
Keeps the ice in supply

Oooh, This bird works his butt off for you
(Woooooooh!)
Yeah! When he shows you the light
(Woooooooh!)
With the fridge bulb he’ll engulf you
And he will help you see at night
He’s the Fridge Penguin

He’s the Fridge Penguin
Helped prepare your cheese spread
Hide that duck that you slaughtered
That would fill him with dread
He’d know all of your groceries
And he’d help them erase
But he won’t eat that much food
You won’t notice a trace

Oooh, This bird works his butt off for you
(Woooooooooh!)
In your fridge with Pizza Sauce
(Woooooooooh!)
He will grant you with a clear view
Of the mold you need to toss
He’s the Fridge Penguin

He’s the Fridge Penguin…