American girls, American guys
We'll always sit down and stretch out, we'll always recognize
When we see our toilet sitting, there's a lot of pipes laid
So we can crap in peace at night with no outhouse or raid

My daddy served us pork and beans
He polluted the sky
But he had ExLax with his lunch
Til' the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To blow all our shit happy in the land of the free
Now this toilet that I love has been beaten and scratched
It might of touched my butt and flushed around some shit out from my back
So now we can see clearly, from our feces stained eye
Man we'll blow out a turd like Hiroshima sky

Hey drop your pants, throw your crap and you than take a piss
And our assholes of liberty started blowing some shit
And our anus will fry, and it's gonna be hell
When you hear dangling feces start to splash like a bell
And it feels like a whole brown turd will come right out of you
Brought to you courtesy
Of the brown, stained and poo


Feces will be served and our spinchers will rage
A big log will smite the sewers with it's age
You'll be sorry that you service the poo master, aye
We'll push tons out of our ass
It's the American way

Hey drop your pants, throw your crap and you than take a piss
And our assholes of liberty started blowing some shit
And our anus will fry, and it's gonna be hell
When you hear dangling feces start to splash like a bell
And it feels like a whole brown turd will come right out of you
Brought to you courtesy
Of the brown, stained and poo

Of the brown, stained and poo

Of the brown, stained and poo