-> "American Race Fan"
Original Song Title:
"American Soldier"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"American Race Fan"
The Lyrics
I'm just trying to hear the spotter
Through my Nextel phone
Be supportive to my driver
He will never stand alone
I've got all of the t-shirts
Even my own driver's suit
Complete with all the patches
And heat proof safety boots
I don't collect for money
I give some things away
I give drivers all the glory
They deserve it anyway
Providing for their future
Is my responsibility
If they don't race well on Sunday
My money stays with me
And I'll call in sick on Mondays
When the race has been postponed
I'll sit in the stands through the rain
Sometimes all night long
You can bet that I'll be ready
When Daytona comes around
With my chips, and my bean dips
I have the biggest bash in town
And I will always buy the die-casts
No matter what the price
Who cares about the cost
I know their sacrifice
Oh and I'll get too attached to them
We're like a family
We cry when we lose loved ones
Like the black and white three
I'm an American race fan, I'm a race fan
I know every rule in the book
And I don't need a program
I'll cheer for any Ford or Dodge
Or any Chevrolet
My driver's on the front row
I hope he wins Sunday
American race fan, I'm an American race fan
Yeah, an American race fan, I'm a race fan
Beside my brothers and my sisters
On our metal seats we stand
When racing is in jeopardy
I will always stand and fight
I'll vote in every phone poll
On NBC tonight
American race fan, I am a race fan
I'm a race fan
An American race fan
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