-> "White Redneck Fool"
Original Song Title:
"Courtesy Of The Red, White & Blue" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"White Redneck Fool"
Parody Written by:
Republican girls and Republican guys
Will always support our boys in blue
Although we're not sure why
When I drive my SUV
There's a lot of men dead
"Iraq has the weapons" is what George Bush said
The Middle East will be destroyed
By us, the Right Wing
So I'm gonna express my ignorance
With this song that I sing
I think those towelheads, and desert apes, and sand monkeys
All of them are a threat to the land of the free
See, this nation that I love has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flying in and was supported by Iraq
Soon as we can see clearly through our big black eye
All of you God damn Muslims, YER ALL GONNA DIE!!!
The president says that Iraq has weapons
I believe him of coarse, he is the president!
I know he wouldn't lie
And we're gonna do well
When you hear our lord Jesus send the Arabs to hell
And it will feel like a million bombs are raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of a WHITE REDNECK FOOL!
Injustice will be shown
And the battle will rage
Until we find those weapons, we'll find them someday
Some Iraqis were tortured by some soldiers on tape
They did one hell of a job!
It was the American way!
They deserved that abuse for all that they've done
The Iraqis support terrorists in Afganistan
The U.S will be safe
But most importantly
I'll have plenty of oil for my new SUV!
And it'll feel like I can drive forever and not run out of fuel
Brought to you courtesy of the white redneck fool!
Of the white redneck fool
(and I hope that soon we will)
Bomb Canada too!
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