-> "I Love This Shul"
Original Song Title:
"I Love This Bar"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Love This Shul"
Parody Written by:
Claire Petersky
The Lyrics
We got winners, and some losers
Vegetarians, and former boozers
We got young folks, we got grannies
We've got pretty dreamboat Annies
Therapists, psychiatrists, and fools
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
We got singers, we got talkers
Quiet folks, a few big machers
We got healers, and book writers
Early birds and all nighters
And all our music makers that are really cool
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
I love this shul
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
I seen reform Jews, we got geirim
Ashram dropouts and former goyim
And we got Bu-Jews, for-truth-lookers
And I've seen Shabbat-keepers and kosher cookers
Deep breathing meditators as a rule
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
I like my bike
I like my husband
I like to go with him out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
But I love this shul
It's my kind of place
Just singin' a simple niggun
Puts a big smile on my face
No building charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
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