Song Parodies -> Pretty Fat For A White Guy

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

  
Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fat For A White Guy"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
and all the kids say im pretty fat for a white guy
1 roll 2 roll 3 roll 4 roll 5 roll 5 roll 6 roll
you know its kinda hard to get along with meat
i talk to Jenny Craig but im still huge today
i may not see my feet and i cant run a mile
well everything i eat i burn up in the john
so dont be a health nut, get fat
when i ride the bus the seats give away
so if you dont workout, overeat
well at least you know you can always count on Jenny Craig
the world needs fat people
hey hey do the fat thing (eww)

Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
and all the kids shout im pretty fat for a white guy
i need new sweats, not just any will do the trick
they didnt have a sale so i got pregnancy pants instead (yea)
got to look fly, got to keep it real cool
for you know a diner, for you know a diner
so if you dont workout, overeat
well at least you know you can count on Jenny Craig
the world loves fat people
hey hey do the fat thing (eww)
now im getting a stretch mark and its getting pretty big
i asked for a six but i got a 3
my friends say i eat to much and im not quite thin
but in my own mind imim the im the im the skinnest guy

Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
Give your chicken to me baby (oh yea, oh yea)
all the kids scream im pretty fat for a white guy
1 roll 2 roll 3 roll 4 roll 5 roll 5 roll 6 roll
so dont be a health nut, get fat
i may not see my feet and i cant run a mile
for you know a diner, for you know a diner
so if you dont workout, overeat
well at least i know i cant always count on Jenny Craig
the needs fat people
the world loves fat people
lets get some more fat people
hey hey do the fat thing (eww)
if you want to reach me personally Cdgamer@aol.com
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mike hart - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
awesome song

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