Song Parodies -> Want You Fat
| Original Song Title: | "Want You Bad" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Want You Fat" |
| Parody Written by: | Unnatural Disaster |
This song is so stupid, it's hilarious.
If you could eat out all the time
You wouldn't be so worried about a diet
I know your mouth is open wide
But all that goes inside's just veggies, oh girl why?
Your one vice is you're too light
Come on baby eat for me.
I want you really huge.
I want you fat.
Reheat meat
Eat sweet treats
I want you to be fat fat fat fat fat
If you would eat out all the time
You would know that McDonald's is so good.
Well all you eat is salad...ew
And not one fatty food
But baby, yeah you should
No more little snacks
Eat seven Big Macs
Come on baby eat for me.
I want you to stop eating fruit
I want you fat
Overweighted
Inflated
I want you fat fat fat fat fat...fat
Don't get me wrong
I know you're only eating good.
But that is what I really don't like about you.
I want you really huge
I want you fat
Overweighted
Inflated
I want you fat
I mean it
Just eat it
I want you fat fat fat fat fat...fat really, really fat.
You wouldn't be so worried about a diet
I know your mouth is open wide
But all that goes inside's just veggies, oh girl why?
Your one vice is you're too light
Come on baby eat for me.
I want you really huge.
I want you fat.
Reheat meat
Eat sweet treats
I want you to be fat fat fat fat fat
If you would eat out all the time
You would know that McDonald's is so good.
Well all you eat is salad...ew
And not one fatty food
But baby, yeah you should
No more little snacks
Eat seven Big Macs
Come on baby eat for me.
I want you to stop eating fruit
I want you fat
Overweighted
Inflated
I want you fat fat fat fat fat...fat
Don't get me wrong
I know you're only eating good.
But that is what I really don't like about you.
I want you really huge
I want you fat
Overweighted
Inflated
I want you fat
I mean it
Just eat it
I want you fat fat fat fat fat...fat really, really fat.
©2005
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Liked it. Definitely met the pace and energy of the original, and it's an ode to fat chicks. Who wouldn't appreciate it?
Even if it gets them to put on just a little of that precious fat... great song. Maybe a follow up with "cellulite" maybe to the tune of "kryptonite".
Wikid
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