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Song Parodies -> "Never Gonna Find Me (Hide and Seek)"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Find Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Never Gonna Find Me (Hide and Seek)"

Parody Written by:

Unnatural Disaster

The Lyrics

I couldn't think of a better name for this song, but I hope you like it!
1....2...3...4.....5...6..7..8!!!

You are counting and I am hiding by some trees
And a lot of them are pine.
Duck and cover, no I am not really comfy.
This is a place you'll never find!

I am sweating, yes a lot of prespiration.
I've been here about a month or two.
We've been playing and we still will be tomorrow.
You'll never see me til I want you to!

Never Gonna Find Me!
Never Gonna Find Me!

Well, I've been hiding behind these big pine trees.
I'm always gonna hide where you will never see.
Never Gonna Find Me!
Never Gonna Find Me!

Well, I've been hiding here and haven't been found yet!
I'm always gonna hide and that is what I dread!

Woah!!!!!!!

I am itchin just to stand up after sittin'
Because my legs are going numb.
You keep searching while I sit here, butt is hurting!
Now I think this isn't fun!

But staying hidden, well, that's my motivation!
I'll be here for all eternity!
I'm in sorrow, cause I'll still be here tomorrow
Cause if I stay here you will never see!

Never Gonna Find Me!
Never Gonna Find Me!

Well, I've been hiding behind these big pine trees.
I'm always gonna hide where you will never see!

Never Gonna Find Me!
Never Gonna Find Me!

Well I've been hiding here and haven't been found yet!
I'm always gonna hide and this is what I dread!

Woah!!!

Hide Away! Now! Hide and seek! I've got to! Crouch so far! Down!
Why did I play this Stupid Game?!!

I don't really know if you'll find me today.
Don't know if I should go
Just go and walk away!
You should've just said,
Olley Oxen Free!
I can't feel my legs
I'm not having Fun No!!!!

Whoa!!!

Never Gonna Find Me
Never Gonna Find Me
Never Gonna Find Me!

Whoa!!!

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Sampsa - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A bit awkward beginning, but hella funny.

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