If I had a perfect day
I would have it start this way
Come out of my kennel have a bone
Woof

Then I'd meet up with my friends
Head out for a game of ball
We don't even really care who wins

Now I am filled with glee
When I'm having a pee
When we're chillin' and we pound a pussy
Now channel ones cool to see
You can watch crufts on TV
Count the puppys on the one two three
The dog-pound is in sight
And we pick the lock open wide
When the dogs make a break for it and they know there still alive
If the keepers don't make you pay
And you all your getaway
Then you know
That's one fine day

On that day before we're through
We could torch a cat or two
Then have ourselves another bone
Woof

Pedigree chum and a bone filled sack
That's the latest snack
I don't care what I eat
As long as it contains lots of meat

I believe it's my god-given right
To pee on everything in my sight
Cause it never gets dull, it never gets old
The only thing it gets is more bold
Pissin', pissin', and pissin again
In our world it's a way to stay sane
If you're asking me
To have it my way, I'd say that's
One fine day