Day after day your,
Home life's a wreck
The powers that be,
Just breathe down your neck
You get shot two times,
You get kicked in the head
You've gotta speak up,
And get filled up with lead

So back off peggy
And back off fur-wank
'Cause I want you to get squashed by a tank

Turn off the TV
I'm not asking a lot
I don't want this
That's Eastenders
Eastenders
Eastenders
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

How many times,
Is it gonna take
Till a character gets bitten by a snake
It's so far fetched,
I've tried watching it
It's set in Albert Square,
It's a load of shit

So back off peggy
And back off fur-wank
'Cause I want you to get squashed by a tank

Turn off the TV
I'm not asking a lot
I don't want this
That's Eastenders
Eastenders
Eastenders
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I said it before
I'll say it again
If you just listen
Then it won't make sense

So back off peggy
And back off fur-wank
'Cause I want you to get squashed by a tank

Turn off the TV
I'm not asking a lot
I don't want this
That's Eastenders
Eastenders
Eastenders
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah