-> "Deep Fried Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"This Time Of Year"
Parody Song Title:
"Deep Fried Reindeer"
The Lyrics
My shells, arrows and my gloves are spiked
The missiles blow when they're aimed to strike
There's a red glow inside my sights
From the sky I'll down these mutant deer
Not stupid that I muted Cupid
With my hunting gear
Deep fried reindeer
Are my favorite kinda deer
Now Santa Claus will serve me dinner!
Watch Dasher dash
As bullets fly
These elves I'll gnash
No silent night...
I'll snack on bucks baked into pies...
They're my grub when I deep fry reindeer
I'm fixin' Vixen in my kitchen
Chugged some Christmas beer
Deep fried reindeer
Are my favorite kinda deer
That goner Donner's in my choppers!
(Insturmental Break)
Let's slice some rear!
Won't vomit, Comet's in my omlete
Now my napkin's smeared!
Deep fried reindeer
Think I'm henious and quite weird
Cause Prancer's plastered on my platter!
I've snapped, It's true!
When Dancer's chewed
And I'm offending even Scrooge!
Since Rudolph's cookin' I'mma douche!
Blasted from my roof for fried reindeer!
My mission's now to mix in Blitzen!
Keep my skyline clear!
I'll slide this spear
In the greatest flyin' deer!
Since I've gone nuts I've scared off carolers!
This Easter I will feast on creatures!
With huge fuzzy ears!
This time of year
Try my famous fried reindeer!
Till PETA has me tarred and feathered!
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