She’s at the restaurant
Ordering her typical meal
A bunch of lamb chops with a steak and some roasted veal
When I tell her something really stupid
I’m at the table
Eating dinner on a Tuesday night
I’m ordering food that my wife just doesn’t like
And she’ll never like raw beef like I do

But she likes cheesecake
I like pancakes
She’s eating up
While I have a stomachache
Loving all those days
When I go have food
And I just find out the beef is on sale

I’m always chowing down on food that I have tasted
Always made sure that it’s never wasted entirely
I like to eat raw beef
I like to eat raw beef

Listening to beats on my iPod while I sleep
I have a dream and I’m dreaming about raw beef
Sleeping in my king bed, thinking to myself
Hey isn’t this stupid

And she wakes me up when it’s time for me to go to work
I just was hired as a big-time office clerk
But the food there is just so gross and bad
I might as well just bring it to my dad

She eats Fritos
I eat Cheetos
She likes Lays
While I like Doritos
Dreaming of those days
When I wake up and see that
I got a gift and it came with some meat

Although I have to pay for food that I devour
I always eat raw beef almost hourly
I like to eat raw beef

Sitting down and waiting for your order
All this time how could you dislike the meat
That is known as raw beef
Let’s all eat raw beef

Oh, I’ve got a membership right here getting all the deals
I’m the one who loves raw beef
She’s the one who comes for veal
And I know her favorite foods
And she knows I’m not a thief
I think I know what she’ll like
I think it’s raw beef

Can’t she see that I’m the one who recommends things
Ate it all along so why can’t she see
She should try raw beef

Sitting down and waiting for your order
All this time how could you dislike the meat
That is known as raw beef
Let’s all eat raw beef

Just eat the raw beef
Have you ever thought just maybe
You should try raw beef
You should try raw beef