We were all young when the series started
Now Kyle always wins and old Hornaday's looking for a ride
Well, I think he should drive one for Tide
Ryan Blaney, Erik Jones, Jeb Burton
Joey Coulter and his new team
They're still all doomed, waiting to get "broomed"
'Cause it's another year and your name's not Bubba
And Steve Turner said stay away from Ben Kennedy
And Timothy's crying in the toolshed, knowing his truck won't go
And you said, Carl Joiner build me something I can race this week
Almost legal, good enough to win the race
You do the work and I go and turn left
Same old truck story, Matt Crafton's still best
The season starts, down in Daytona
Rowdy wins and you end up back in P-13
But that wasn't the last we'd seen
Then it was on to Martinsville
Where you scored your first victory
And then throughout the season you scored more top-5's
Then after Texas we could see that you would really steal the show
And you said, Carl Joiner build me
Something I can drive around
Nice and crash-proof, Eldora's race is coming up
You do the work and I'll go and turn left
Same old truck story, Crafton is still best
Carl Joiner, fix me, number 30 took me out
It hardly matters, I'm still going to win this thing
I know it's work but I don't think I'm stressed
Same old truck story, 88's still best
You got tired of winning
Somehow you couldn't chase Kyle down
With all your rivals spinning
You just puttered 'til you locked up the crown
And you said, "Come race me, John Hunter"
"Nobody else can beat me now"
Two straight titles is all NASCAR will allow
They might screw me over, but my crew is not stressed
Same old truck story, Matt Crafton's still best
We were all young when Ron Hornaday started