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Song Parodies -> "The Excellent Adventure of Bill and Ted"

Original Song Title:

"Love Story"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"The Excellent Adventure of Bill and Ted"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Be excellent to each other! Original Song:
San Dimas High, we meet these cool dudes
“Who’s Noah’s wife?” “Is is Joan of Arc?”
They’re sitting there, they are failing and don’t have a prayer

Flashing lights, telephone booth comes straight down
At the Circle K, they are wowed
And say, "I know...
Hist’ry’s where we’ll go!”

That’s when they went to France, and they grabbed the leader
And said, “Deacon keep your eyes on Napoleon!”
They are planning on getting A’s
And now it’s time to go!
So they went...

Bill and Ted, went and grabbed people that were well known
Billy the Kid and So-crates joined in the fun
They dressed like knights and each met their princess,
Have to pass hist’ry, save the Wyld Stallyns!

So they go on, get Beet-hoven and “Zig Frood”
Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, Lincoln too
But watch the time...and remind yourself to wind your watch
Oh, oh.

And that’s when Bill and Ted went into the future
And the people loved the music of Wyld Stallyns
Those two were worshipped dieties
They said “Be Excellent to All”
Then they left...

Bill and Ted, hurry! So much chores left to be done
But you must still try and find Napoleon
The water park is where you will find him
Have to pass hist’ry, save the Wyld Stallyns!

Bill and Ted, hurry! Ted’s dad is being such a heel
He’s off to Alaska if he fails
Break out of jail, “How do you like San Dimas?”
Have to pass hist’ry, save the Wyld Stallyns!

Oh, oh.

Everyone is waiting
Suddenly a voice comes on and the lights go out
With all their new friends aiding
They all say what they think of this here town.
Then Abe said...

“Bill and Ted, four score and seven minutes ago
These two believe in something just like I do
Just be excellent to each other!” Just think-
The students went wild and they got an A! Now they...

Bill and Ted’s Wyld Stallyns are back in the garage, with no hope
There’s Rufus and princesses from the mall
They took the guitar ' stand in awe while he shreds
Those two passed hist’ry, and got their princess!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

“They get much better, now party on dudes!"

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Porfle Popnecker - December 23, 2011 - Report this comment
DSTOM (didn't see the original movie) but fun parody!
Christie Marie M - December 28, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages) Whoa!!! Wickedly bogus satire, Abbott!! Excellent!! My bro and I loved Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures, Bogus Journey and remembered watching the Saturday Morning cartoon version of the show as well...oh, I so miss those days. Now after reading this time travel based parody, I wish that I could go back in time myself...when the Bill and Ted cartoon still aired..LOL!! Yeah, it's also cool for them to get A+ by traveling in time and meeting historical people. Very enjoyable and entertaining parody...555.
Phil Alexander - December 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - you haven't seen Bill & Ted's Most Excellent Adventure? You've been missing out (and the sequel's every bit as silly and excellent).

Loved the parody: a wonderful bit of skewed silliness for a too-serious original. Only one word for it: Excellent.
bobpiecheese - January 03, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages5) Well, this went over my head. Haven't seen the original film, I haven't even read a plot synopsis, so I was completely lost here.
Blaydeman - January 07, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Love the movie, thought this was great. Good work!
D-Mon - January 08, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) I've never seen the movie so this was a bit outside my comprehension. I got the premise, but I felt like I was missing out on the big joke of the parody. Sorry, I just couldn't make heads or tails of it.
Arwen - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...I LOVED this movie, back in the day, and this parody made me giggle with lots of memories. Great work!
Matthias - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Loved the film. Loved the parody. EXCELLENT work here dude. Party Time! Rock on!

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