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Song Parodies -> "Sex Change"

Original Song Title:

"Patience"

Original Performer:

Take That

Parody Song Title:

"Sex Change"

Parody Written by:

Exactly Midnight

The Lyrics

Take That's reformed. Fair enough. But what if during their time apart, Gary Barlow decided to change gender. Makes no sense, I know.
Just had an operation
Still hurting from my minor op
To swap my genitalia
Mister Winkle has been cut off
Observe, look close inside you'll find that I've
Got female reproductive organs

Now I
Drink wine
Took my deep voice and my tail
So I can be female
So I

Had a little operation
I really wanna start over again
Been having hormone replacement
Removed all of my testosterone

I'll try to be strong
My waist size? I'm lying so badly
They're complicated, I'm just too manly

'Cuz I
Drink Wine
And I don't wanna watch football
Just look beautiful
Can't drive

Had an operation, yeah
Check out my operation, yeah
And the scars where my peep used to be say I've made a mistake

Regret my operation
I was pretty mistaken, woah

'Cuz I
Am not a guy
Now my mascara is running
'Cuz I am a woman
I'll cry
Do I wear too much foundation?
How I miss my genitalia
I thought that being a woman
It wouldn't be sullen
But I
Want another operation..
'Cause I-I-I-I-IIII... Have a websii-i-i-i-iiiite

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Below Average Dave - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You know a lot of intimate details about 'transgenderism' there as far as the operation, you obviously did some research. . .Writing things like this without being offensive towards transgenders is hard, you did beautifully, the football however--I know two transgenders that love football who were Men who felt like Women, I have to also admit I haven't met one who regrets their change, but that's a good twist none the less. . .and not being a 'transgend' I can say that I don't know enough to have put this together myself.
tt fan - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
pretty damn funny, also a bit disturbing but hey..

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