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Song Parodies -> "Alternative Love Song"

Original Song Title:

"Shine"

Original Performer:

Take That

Parody Song Title:

"Alternative Love Song"

Parody Written by:

martyn mercer uk

The Lyrics

i hope these lyrics don't get taken the wrong or anything..i quite like this one..enjoy...
you,
may think i'm an utter creep,
i watch you on the toilet seat,
i like your cute little mole,
CCTV that's how,
i don't know why you got angry,
when i sent you all that PVC,
yeah, i'm just pushing my luck,
i just wanna go out,out,out,
with ya, like that time i put my trousers down,
and showed you that tatoo,
it had your name on,
oh-oh,

so come on,
lighten up,
so then what you waitin' for?,
your time has come now,
don't be late,
hey-hey,
so come on,
i'm alrihgt,
oh, be nice,
you'll be mine,
yes you'll be mine,
you'll be mine,

stop (stop),
pretending that your'e not at home,
i've got the number to your phone,
i like to watch you get changed,
i spy through the window,
your boyfriend found dead on the roadside,
the culprit wasn't hard to find,
your leftover food,
i take out of your bin, bin,bin,
i take photos of you in undress,
don't say that i'm real obsessed,
i stare at your breasts,
hey-hey,

so come on
oh, come on,
get a hint,
why you give me that look for?,
why can't we go out for a date? hey hey,
oh, and i,
sometimes like,
steal panties off the washing lines, off washing lines,
now they're mine,

hey (hey),
let me smell ya (let me smell ya),
washed hair and play with your feet (washed hair and play with your feet),
hey',
let me show ya (let me show ya),
something i got in my hand (sometihing i got in my hand),

so come on,
it's not wrong,
to dedicate my bedroom,
filling it with your belongings,
so come on,
im alright,
why not check out my shrine, yes, my big shrin
my big shrine,

hey (hey),
let me lick ya (let me lick ya),
lick you stomach and knees ( where did i leave that whipped cream?),
hey,
let me grope ya (let me grope ya),
touch you and then you touch me, (touch you and then..)
hey,
let me poke ya (let me poke ya),
in the thighs and the belly (in the thighs and..)
oh come on,
figure out,
what this song is all about it's about..
please don't phone the po-lice
(end)



(c) take that(c) new lyrics by martyn merceronce again very sorry...

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