Song Parodies -> "Allergic"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Allergic"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Part 1 of the ongoing Karaoke Revolutionized Project

Jen (Oh my god) You’re a babe
And I’m a loser, a shmo
It’s berserk
I’m allergic to you

You see I’m losing my hair
When you go make-out with me
You must think I’m a Dufus!

I think you’re really sexy, but my skin’s turning gray

I’m hating to admit that
I’m allergic to you!
Cause I’m sneezing, and I’m wheezing
I’m allergic to you!

It’s not Rover
Because that dog is dead
And when we flirt
My eyes get puffy and red

No Faker!
Gut Quaker!
Headacher!

On a blind date with you
And I felt that I might spew
I’m no jerk
But allergic to you
Although I wear bowling shoes
You’re still trying to get me to bed you
While I’m gassy and nervous

I’m feeling really crappy
Yeah, I’m not feeling good
I can’t hug you
With this bad bellyache

I’m trying to acquit but
I’m allergic to you!
Cause I’m weaving, and I’m heaving
I’m allergic to you!

Full of boogers
All those tissues I shred
With a fever
Of one hundred and ten

Nose Dripper!
Harsh Cougher!

How long have we been dating?
As long as I’ve had hives
I don’t think that we’ll be mating
Cause I won’t survive

This illness is legit, babe
I’m allergic to you!
Cause I’m croaking, and I’m chocking
I’m allergic to you!

We really oughta quit cause
I’m allergic to you
Nose is stuffy, eyes are puffy
I’m allergic to you!

Always shiver
I break out in cold sweats
See a doctor
So we can go and have sex
High Fever!

Throat’s Sorer!
I’m allergic to you!
Headacher!
I’m allergic to you!
Loud Sneezer!
I’m allergic to you!
Tongue’s Dryer!
I’m allergic to you!
I’m Sicker!

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Peter Andersson - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment

I just posted a parody that will sorta offer a solution to this problem of yours, take a sneeze peak at it tomorrow.

Below Average Dave - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Well done Matty, I'm surprised you didn't take advantage of the 'addict' lines but then that is hard to do, nevertheless I thought the idea of being allergic to a person is funny, and being able to laugh at yourself is very healthy. . .

Jason - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment

I echo BA Dave's comment.

Dr Music - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment

I have the perfect allergy medicine for you: Some 5's! That should clear up your allergies.

flipside - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment

haha all 5's! Very hilarious. :-D

Blaydeman - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) This parody is certainly nothing to sneeze at LOL! Great work 555!

Mark Scotti - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Sounds like yuo have about 555 different types of allergies. Well, at least it generates 555 laughs as well!

agrimorfee - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment

(Abc) 555 mgs of aceteminophen, stat. Admittedly, it's not one of your stronger parodies, but it worked well with the emo-ness of the OS.

Abbott Skelding - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Excellent job! I love the OS and this did a really good job going along with it. However, the pacing was a little off in places...but this is an where I smack myself in the forehead for not thinking of it. Nice work!

Matthias - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment

The pacing seemed fine to me. I mean I even recorded this one and it was smooth sailing.

Below Average Dave - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment

See above. . .

bobpiecheese - March 27, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Not what I was expecting from that title, but like that matters. You really did well with such an odd idea, pacing was tight, just overall great parody. 5's for you!

Abbott Skelding - May 07, 2016 - Report this comment

I don't know what 2011 me was thinking, the pacing was spot on and this is still a really fun read (especially one that was written almost a decade ago!) Excellent work!

Max Power - May 14, 2016 - Report this comment

Basically what we all have to deal with every spring, though for me...all of 2010.

bobpiecheese - May 17, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) See above!

Blaydeman - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) See above ^^^^

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