Song Parodies -> "A Mystery Food"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"A Mystery Food"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I wonder what's on my plate
Wait I don't want to know
It's amiss
It's a mystery food
I should have left it all there,
Waited and eaten at three
Well it stinks they would serve this

It's fried and plainly fatty and I guess it's not safe

I'm trying to digest it
It's a mystery food
Didn't want it, why'd I eat it?
It's a mystery food
It is awful
Can't forget that bad taste
I should never
Have put that on my plate

Heartburner (3X)

Well there may have been blue
Stuff on the top of my food
Something's amiss
It's a mystery food
It think it's totally rude
To give us something made in last june
Do you think it's on purpose?

I'd rather eat some haggis
It is really that bad
I am gonna
Have a bad bellyache

I'm trying to digest it
It's a mystery food
I might vomit or excrete it
This from history food
It is awful
Can't forget that bad taste
I should never
Have put that on my plate
Heartburner, heartburner

If I gave this a rating
It would be minus 9
I don't know why I'm still eating
I will not be fine

I'm trying to digest it
It's a mystery food
Didn't want it, why'd I eat it?
It's a mystery food
I'm trying to digest it
It's a mystery food
Didn't want it, why'd I eat it?
It's a mystery food
It is awful
Can't forget that bad taste
I should never
Have put that on my plate

Heartburner, Heartburner
It's a mystery food
Heartburner
It's a mystery food
Heartburner
It's a mystery food

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Bob O'Mara - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment

That was a pretty funny parody, and kept with the original song very well! G/J!!

Tone-def - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment

why hasn't this song ben added to my author page?

ChuckyG - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment

it looks as though I broke something when I made changes in parodies for people yesterday.. all the parodies from today were not added to the database, and I'm not sure how to fix it.. I'll figure it out though

The artist formerly known as tone-def - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Something's wrong. Both dachazman and i wrote a parody to "addicted" and now both versions have his title and lyrics along with my voting results and comments

ChuckyG - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment

I fixed the problem with this appearing in your authors file, and at the same time fixed the problem with 5 other parodies which ended up with same filenames due to the bug on Friday.. all should be ok now (new parodies got new voting files and comment files)

Alyssa - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahaha this is really great. This writer has some of the best parodies...I really like the Tracy's mom is larger than Taiwan.

aka skittles - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

has that ever happend 2 u

Air Force Chick - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

hehehe!!! that was great!! so ture about cafiteria food, huh? lol

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