Song Parodies -> Bad Neighbors
| Original Song Title: | "Addicted" |
| Original Performer: | Simple Plan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad Neighbors" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
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I just got bit yesterday
by my neighbor's new pooch
It's a shit
It's a shitsu, it's true
and then they walk outside bare
They want the whole world to see
I don't think manners exist
Not tryna be all angry but they're worse everyday
They're breading lots of big rats
and it smells like a zoo
But they're fighting and they're screaming
And they pee in the pool
And moreover
When they're up in their beds
I can hear them, walls are shaking again
Darn Neighbors
Wall Shakers
Glass Breakers
Stuck up late last night too
They had a party or two
Drank a crap
Drank a crapload of Dew
That crack smell, it seeped right through
I've seen a million roaches near their shoes
And on Garth Brooks they insist
I know that I'm not perfect
That much is understood
But God could you
Make these creeps go away
Each day it sounds like combat
My sleep schedule is doomed
When police come, they will quit it
but they'll quickly resume
And I hear slurs
It's funny what they said
They said they wish I'd not blast R.E.M.
Bad neighbors
Bad neighbors
I hear them roller skating
I must be up by nine
So now I am innovating
How they'll be maligned
I'm blasting "Ricky Martin"
and songs by the group "Who"
Cause they hate it, they can't stand it
They'll know what I went through
They shot back with "Fergie's" glam
Covered my car in glue
So I trained their little puppy
To chew up all their shoes
Is it over?
Cause I don't like this trend
It's the new way to be neighborly friends
Loud neighbors
Loud neighbors
We are stuck in a feud
Loud neighbors
They are always so rude
Loud neighbors
I'm not tryina be prude
Loud neighbors
Please evict them now dude
Loud neighbors
by my neighbor's new pooch
It's a shit
It's a shitsu, it's true
and then they walk outside bare
They want the whole world to see
I don't think manners exist
Not tryna be all angry but they're worse everyday
They're breading lots of big rats
and it smells like a zoo
But they're fighting and they're screaming
And they pee in the pool
And moreover
When they're up in their beds
I can hear them, walls are shaking again
Darn Neighbors
Wall Shakers
Glass Breakers
Stuck up late last night too
They had a party or two
Drank a crap
Drank a crapload of Dew
That crack smell, it seeped right through
I've seen a million roaches near their shoes
And on Garth Brooks they insist
I know that I'm not perfect
That much is understood
But God could you
Make these creeps go away
Each day it sounds like combat
My sleep schedule is doomed
When police come, they will quit it
but they'll quickly resume
And I hear slurs
It's funny what they said
They said they wish I'd not blast R.E.M.
Bad neighbors
Bad neighbors
I hear them roller skating
I must be up by nine
So now I am innovating
How they'll be maligned
I'm blasting "Ricky Martin"
and songs by the group "Who"
Cause they hate it, they can't stand it
They'll know what I went through
They shot back with "Fergie's" glam
Covered my car in glue
So I trained their little puppy
To chew up all their shoes
Is it over?
Cause I don't like this trend
It's the new way to be neighborly friends
Loud neighbors
Loud neighbors
We are stuck in a feud
Loud neighbors
They are always so rude
Loud neighbors
I'm not tryina be prude
Loud neighbors
Please evict them now dude
Loud neighbors
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Don't evict these 555s!
I loved the "sh*tzu" line and the "Crap-load" line, because it stuck with the mood of the original song that what I'm going to try to do with my parody too. This was good all around, and I would hate to live where you live, although I WOULD Live Anywhere On Earth, But I Won't Live There.
So that's where Matthias and his family relocated to the other day! Seriously, you guys are on a roll, I predict a lot of fives will be movin in on this one. :-)
Ugh, poor you. You live in an apartment, I presume. It was just as bad living in the suburbs during the baby boom era when every family had at least four kids.
DKTOS, but it's got some very good lines.
Brilliant, marvelous even. I feel for you pal. Trust me, we've got some annnoying neighbours around our place.
Funny concept and written real good. Now pass them tater tots over here.
On the subject of annoying neighbours...our neighbours have one of the worst pets imaginable....an axolotyl, every day it walks out of the tank it's in and wreaks havoc. They also have a horse who for some reason is always snooping around our garden looking for some apples.
Thank you everyone for your very positive comments, I really appreciate it, time to do my rounds and see what you guys have come up with for the day, I felt good about this parody, I'm glad it wasn't just in my head:)
And why wouldn't you feel good? You did great! The song is funny because it's true. It really tells us the truth about annoying nosey parker neighbours. Somebody really needs to do something about them.
Sir . . . B'addddd neighbors, always make me cry . . . but you handle them like a true Knight, in the most gentlemanly manner, Sir.
Indeed. You handle horrid neighbours in the most polite non violent manner. Let's face it, we all have to deal with pesky neighbours don't we? They drive us insane.
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