Please don't look at me
Cleaning up your debris
With a broom right into a
Dust pan?
Gotta scrub up all of this grime
I'm part of the cleaning crew
And they make me work
in this little thong. . .

So I'm forced to stay really fit
Gotta scrub this whole deck down
I'll never make enough to do what I do
Make it shine every night
While cruising the sea

I'll start with the walls
Please don't drop your cup sir
I'm assigned
to clean the Poop Deck

I just found a plate
And somebody's snack
I've been told
to clean the Poop Deck

This chair really stinks
Something's dripping off the side
What is it? I don't really want to know
Getting on my hands and knees
and repeat ev'ry day
And it seems like all trash cans are ignored

Oh now PLEASE I just finished it
Don't step till it's drying. . .out
Why'd you have to go and do that for dude
That was so darn impolite
You did that for spite!

You want me to sprawl
You thought you'd be clever
To watch me
scrub down the Poop Deck
Couldn't you just wait
and not leave foot steps
I'm not cleaning no more Poop Decks

No one on this ship ever goes to bed
They want to make big messes instead
I'll give this job back
I'm going to be bidding this job adieu
It's more than I can stand

Apply at the mall
Sick of this endeavor
I'm sick of cleaning the Poop Deck
Oh I cannot wait
To flip some Big Macs
It's better than cleaning Poop Decks

Now I work pool halls
Them drunks talk forever
It's no way to earn a Pay Check
Hey now old boss wait!
Can I please come back
I'd rather go scrub the Poop Deck