Song Parodies -> "The Bake Off Song"

Original Song Title:

"Perfect"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"The Bake Off Song"

Parody Written by:

Shaunathan

The Lyrics

ok one day at lunch me and my friend started making up songs about food, to other famous and slightly famous song. This song is about a judge at a bake off trying to get it through a contestants head that her cake basically sux

Hey ma'am look at me
Quit trying to make me eat
This cake because it tastes
really bad.
Will you please move along
I have to taste to the other one's
and i know they wont be
nearly as bad

And I know you probably spent
hours baking that cake
hoping to win this contest
But there are some facts you
have to face
And go sit down

Cause you tried really hard
and you still didnt win
I'm sorry your cake's
not perfect
ONly gets a four
on a scale of ten
I'm sorry your
Cake's not perfect

I try not to think
about the way the icing tastes
Tell me did you get it from a can.
And the cake tastes like a
Betty Crocker mix
and did you get the
sprinkles off the floor.

And now I know I
probably sound like
jerk right now
and I'm sorry
that I made you cry
But please ma'am

SIT DOWN
Cause you tried really hard
and you still didnt win
I'm sorry your cake's
not perfect
ONly gets a four
on a scale of ten
I'm sorry your
Cake's not perfect

Nothing's gonna change
the rating that i gave
Give it up because you
can't bake a cake
Please quit crying
I'm sorry if I sound
really mean to you
but your cake
sux real bad (bad bad*echoe thingy*)

repeat chorus til end

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