I woke up it was 7
I waited 'till 11
Just to figure out that Spongebob won't call
I think I got annoying friends and I don't talk to them
What's another worthless day at work?
When I'm spending every day like a quirk
Oh well, here we go

I'm just a squid the ocean's a nightmare
I'm just a squid, and I don't have any hair
Nobody cares, and I'm alone and the sea is
Having more fun than me
Tonight...

And maybe when the night is dead, I'll play my clarinet
I'll wake the whole sea up
Fish will hear me whine about how I
Never have a good time
And that every other fish has somewhere to go
What?!? You're gonna leave me here on my own?? No, no, no!!

I'm just a squid the ocean's a nightmare
I'm just a squid, and I don't have any hair
Nobody cares, and I'm alone and the sea is
Having more fun than me

What the heck is wrong with me?
Don't fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me?
Spongebob and Patrick are annoying me
and Mr. Crab is a money craver

I'm just a Squid (repeat x 5)

I'm just a squid the ocean's a nightmare
I'm just a squid, and I don't have any hair
Nobody cares, and I'm alone and the sea is
Nobody wants to be alone in the sea

I'm just a squid the ocean's a nightmare
I'm just a squid, and I don't have any hair
Nobody cares, and I'm alone and the sea is
Nobody wants to be alone in the sea
Nobody cares 'cause I'm alone and the sea is
Having more fun than me tonight

I'm alll alone tonight
Nobody cares tonight
'Cause I'm just a squid tonight