Song Parodies -> "Kids Must Hate Me (how Old People Really Feel About Kids)"

Original Song Title:

"God Must Hate Me"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"Kids Must Hate Me (how Old People Really Feel About Kids)"

Parody Written by:

Kim M.

The Lyrics

This is the story of an old guy who is always being laughed at by kids and is always having bad luck because they won't stop laughing at him. Kids must hate him. So the next time you see an elderly man struggling to walk, don't call him a slowpoke, even if your an hour late for work.

Last night I just wanted some good grub
So I went to the store
I bought some bran flakes, prune juice and some coffee
Then this kid started laughing at me
I guess its no use
I just can't hide the fact that I am older than I used to be
Yessiree! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Kids must hate me
They're laughing at my balding head
Kids must hate me
My wrinkled face is turning red
I lost my dentures, misplaced my suspenders
My cane just broke and the kids are laughing

Last night I went to visit my big bro
At the town nursing home
Then some kid started calling me a slowpoke
So my wheelchair crashed into a pole
Respect your elders
You called me slow so I went crashing into that pillar
I broke my nose Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Kids must hate me
They're laughing at my balding head
Kids must hate me
My wrinkled face is turning read
I lost my dentures, misplaced my suspenders
My cane just broke and the kids are laughing

So why in the world are you children so cruel?
Just becuse I'm older than you
Hey now, I'm only 82!

Kids must hate me
They're laughing at my balding head
Kids must hate me
My wrinkled face is turning red
I lost my dentures, misplaced my suspenders
My cane just broke and the kids are laughing

Kids must hate me
They're laughing at me (2x)

They're all laughing
Kids must hate me now.

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