-> "Perfect Disaster"
Original Song Title:
"Perfect"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Perfect Disaster"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan P. Rice
The Lyrics
Hey, dude, look at me
Sit back�listen to me
Is my voice developing as planned?
And do you think I'm wasting my time
Singing like I wanna do
But you hurt when listening to my song
And now I try hard to fake it
I just wanna make a sound
Im never gonna be good enough; though,
I can pretend that I'm alright
And you can't bear me
[chorus]
Cause I found my gall :
Singing like I'm severed
I'm sorry my loud squeak's offensive
Now it's just too late
My voice may just crack
I'm sorry the noise is intensive
I try not to think
I lack the brain I feel inside
Did you know I used to have an IQ?
All the days I-Did Geometry
Physics and calculus
And it feels like I can't add anymore
And now I try hard to fake it
I just wanna make a sound
I'm never gonna sing well enough though you
You can't stand another note
I sing like a goat!
[Chorus]
Career's gonna fall
(my) Talent lacks endeavor
I'm sorry�this song stinks�burn it.
This is just too lame
We can't take it back
I'm sorry�I can't sing�burn it.
Nothing's gonna change the voice I have
And nothing's gonna make it right, my friend
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard just to talk to you
My voice sucks, understand?
[Chorus]
Throw it 'cross the hall
CDs last forever
I'm sorry it won't break�burn it.
No, it's not too late
Take the CD back
I'm sorry, I can't sing�perfect.
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