(Chrous):
It's time for the test
But don't spaz out, just try your best
I expect you to pass and nothing less
Did you study? Yes?
Well you ain't passin' now

Trick questions galore
Maybe you should have studied more
We'll see about that when you get the test back tomorrow

Ohh...
Now I know that some parts are tricky
But you have to complete them quickly
No more "Mr. Nice Teach" anymore

(Chrous)

Yes, you sit there and you stare
You think that it's unfair
And the deck has been stacked
But it counts toward your final mark
A really big part
Twenty-percent to be exact

I gave this test without warning
I wrote this test this morning
But it was worth it just to watch you fail

Oh, the fun I'll have when I mark these
You'll be on your knees just a-beggin' please
I'm so glad, I'll celebrate with an ale

(Chorus)

Yes, you sit there and you stare
You think that it's unfair
But so is life itself
And it counts toward your final mark
A really big part
My wrath will be felt

Ohhhhh...

Yes, you sit there and you stare
You think that it's unfair
And the deck has been stacked

(Chorus) X2

Did you study? Yes?
Well you ain't passin' now...