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Song Parodies -> "Doorknob"

Original Song Title:

"She Wolf"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Doorknob"

Parody Written by:

Hilary (Star) Rodney

The Lyrics

I'm kinda tired so I don't think this came out right. Not that funny. =]
Go over to my closet is
what I demand of you.
Darling it is no joke,
I need some private sleep.
My mom's awake now,
her eyes wide open,
I try to hide you,
under my covers.
I don't want you to be all sexy baby,
just go over to my closet
look for the doorknob baby.
Feel for the handle,
let your grip on me go,uh.
Go and hide in the closet while they're searchin my room baby.

There's a doorknob on my closet,
look for it and you'll be free.
There's a doorknob on my closet.
Open it up and you will see.

Sit in the center of
my closet,
I can hear ya breathe,
or is it just me?
To look in it now
just to see if you're there would be redundent baby. I know usin' long words could mess you up,
but I want to see your pretty face. My parents are gone so we can get a move on, go run along now baby.

Theres a doorknob on my closet, look for it and you'll be free,
there's a doorknob on my closet,
open it up and you will see.
(SOS he's in the closet,
SOS he's in the closet,
there's a strange man in your closet,
wanting out wanting out wanting out)
(2X)
There's a doorknob on my closet, open up and you will see.

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