She's in a song
Written by Alli and Christina
Dont take this wrong
But your mom,of all people,
should be wearing should be wearing a thong
She should go to the gym
Where all the fatsos go hiding
But they still go to Baskin Robbins
and thats where you'll find them!

Chorus:
Underneath your moms clothes
There are endless rolls
Theres some cellulite ,too
She's got enough for two
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Verse 2:
Because of her,
the whole house shakes whenever she moves
Because of her,
theres nothing left inside your fridge