She's got the kind of look that's fluffy
She's the greatest pet
And she's flea free

She's never been to the pound
And she barks perfectly
She's got better breath
Oh isn't she cute

She practices playing fetch
She never losses the ball
She's more than you can afford
Yet she's far cheaper than me

Hey hey

So don't buy her
And I won't have diarrhea
I promise you want ever see me drool
Don't feel sorry

So don't buy her
That'll be fine but she waiting
The collar you gave to her will wear off
So don't buy her, be unkind

I know she doesn't know
How to spoil you like I do
I'll beat her at that one good
Why don't you think so?

She's almost two feet tall
She must have fleas
I hate dogs to you see
That was my last pet

Hey hey

So don't buy her
And I won't have diarrhea
I promise you won't ever see me drool
Don't feel sorry

So don't buy her
That'll be fine, but she's waiting
The collar you gave to her will wear off
So don't buy her be unkind

For her you will giver her, her own room
Yet you make me sleep out side
When I lived with you
You'll file her nails so she won't hurt you
And lose pounds taking her for walks and playing football
Just to let her stay but she won't, no she won't

So don't buy her I'm just fine, I'm just fine, I'm just fine
I promise you won't see me drool

After all she's not your type
I promise you won't see me drool

So don't buy her I'm just fine, I'm just fine, I'm just fine
I promise you won't see me drool

After all she's not your type she's not your type, she's not your type,
I promise you won't see me drool