won't be long
till the cops are on your case
you're kinda screwed cause
they saw you on sec-ur-i-ty
when you robbed the place
they know there's stuff you're hiding
And right under your clothes
Is where they'll find them

Underneath Your Clothes
There's a ton of objects
There's a garden hose
and a brand new rolex
And all the things that you nicked
to try and make a bit of money

and now you wear
a face mask to conceal your eyes
they're in pursuit
you're running outta places to hide
When the cops move on
When you're in the slammer
You'll wish you hadnt nick'd, that new camera

Underneath Your Clothes
There's a set of golf clubs
let's not forget those
silver plated cherubs
And all the things that you nicked
to try and make a bit of money

Underneath Your Clothes
There's a 12" wide screen
you stole the remote
even stole some batteries
there's loads of things that you nicked
to try and make a bit of ...
to try and make a... hey hey hey!

You've got more loot than seen on treasure planet
got a HnD in "breakin in"
the boys in blue
Oh baby, they're coming
they gonna haul your ass to jail
I tell you know, they'll catch you someday buddy
cops are starting to move in
the town's folk are puttin' up banners
they're gonna turn you in

( **"You are under arrest, drop the swag and come out with your hands up!"
Various police sound effects/shouting etc**)

Underneath Your Clothes
There's a new fridge-freezer
There's a sailing boat
and a patio heater
And all the things that you nicked
to try and make a bit of money

Underneath Your Clothes (ooh ohhohoooo)
There's a leather coat
and a cd player
And all the things that you nicked
to try and make a bit of...
to try and make a bit of.... caaaash*cough*