You're so large
Can't be lifted by the hands of God
Don't get me wrong
'Cause this might sound to you a bit rude
But you own the place
Where all the foods go hiding
Right under your rolls
Is where I'll find them

Chorus:
Underneath your rolls
There's and endless hunger
All the snacks you chose
That's your territory
And all the fat you deserve
For being such a big girl, honey

Because of food
You forgot the smart ways to diet
Because of food
You're running out of reasons to try
And when the food is gone
When the buffet's over
Food will still belong
In your stomache

Chorus

You love food more than all that's on the planet
Munchin', crunchin', snackin', feedin'
You know it's true
Oh baby, it's so funny
You almost can't be stopped
As every morsel's hangin' on the plate
Leftover's are left in the fridge,
Like the lunchmeat inside a sandwich
You're tied up to the table

Repeat Chorus.