You're so weird
Snot's dripping all down your face
But it's OK cause
You'll still be my friend for always
Get some kleenex fast
I can't talk to you at all
And it's inside of your nose
That sure turns me off

Inside of your nose
There's a slimy booger
You know it's so gross
But you're sweet as sugar
But I can't see past that:
What's dripping down your face now honey

I always thought
That nothing would keep us apart
I always thought
What mattered was inside your heart
But when we stand close
I just want to push you
Far away because of your problem

Inside of your nose
There's a slimy booger
You know it's so gross
But you're sweet as sugar
But I can't see past that:
What's dripping down your face now honey

You think I'm always overreacting
Wiping Cleaning Staring Puking
And maybe it's so
Oh, But your nose is running
I almost can ignore it
Cause you're real nice and you're not ever boring
Kleenex hangs worn from your nose
Like children hang on monkey bars
I guess this is how it goes

Inside of your nose
There's a slimy booger
You know it's so gross
But you're sweet as sugar
But I can't see past that:
What's dripping down your face now honey

What's dripping down your face now...