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Song Parodies -> "Me Gut"
Original Song Title:
"Me Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sean Kingston
Parody Song Title:
"Me Gut"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah
The Lyrics
*BMI = body mass index. a height-to-weight ratio.
CHORUS
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Why did I have to go
And add inches to
Me gut
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Why did I have to go
And add inches to
Me gut
The last time I was skinny
Was my freshman year of high school
(of high school)
I was able to wear clothes
Everybody thought were cool
(thought were cool)
And now that I've consumed so many hamburger
(hamburger)
And fry combos that I must say I've super-sized myself (super-size)
I feel like
My jeans are getting tighter
Somebody
Please drive me to the gym
CHORUS
The last time I went to the doctor
He warned me 'bout my BMI*
(BMI)
Directed me to a dietitian
Who put me on a diet
(on a diet)
These last six months have been like hell for me
(hell for me)
Needless to say I binged and I gained another thirty pounds (thirty pounds)
I feel like
My shirts are getting shorter
I wonder
If Jenny Craig could help
CHORUS
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
Why I get fat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
Why I get fat
I feel like
My double chin is growing
Like the ass
That hangs out of my pants
CHORUS (2x)
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Why did I have to go
And add inches to
Me gut
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Why did I have to go
And add inches to
Me gut
The last time I was skinny
Was my freshman year of high school
(of high school)
I was able to wear clothes
Everybody thought were cool
(thought were cool)
And now that I've consumed so many hamburger
(hamburger)
And fry combos that I must say I've super-sized myself (super-size)
I feel like
My jeans are getting tighter
Somebody
Please drive me to the gym
CHORUS
The last time I went to the doctor
He warned me 'bout my BMI*
(BMI)
Directed me to a dietitian
Who put me on a diet
(on a diet)
These last six months have been like hell for me
(hell for me)
Needless to say I binged and I gained another thirty pounds (thirty pounds)
I feel like
My shirts are getting shorter
I wonder
If Jenny Craig could help
CHORUS
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
Why I get fat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
Why I get fat
I feel like
My double chin is growing
Like the ass
That hangs out of my pants
CHORUS (2x)
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
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Me LMAO. Me give 5's.
Thanks! (I wrote this when I went under just "Rebekah," but I just saw the comment.) This was a fun parody to write.
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