-> "Voice Drop"
Original Song Title:
"Face Drop"
Parody Song Title:
"Voice Drop"
The Lyrics
Intro: Blaydeman, hey, voice drop
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Blaydeman
When will my voice drop, drop, drop, drop
Verse 1:Yes when I speak, I just squeak
And it just makes, me feel really weak
Makes me feel like
Oooh
A girl (girl, girl, girl, girl)
My voice cracks, then they laugh
And I was, one to make fun of, Need a tweak
Makes me feel like
Oooh
A girl (girl, girl, girl, girl, hey!)
Hook: My mom’s the one who said
That all of this is normal
(No, no, no)
I want to run, couldn’t find
A magic portal, baby
Oh please no (no, no, no)
Chorus: When the hell will my voice drop?
I told people to leave me alone
Cuz I’m not a baritone
When will my voice drop?
I told you don’t call me a dwarf, hey!
Cuz it always hurts my feelings and sorts
Sayin’ it would better if it was deeper
Not too deep, I don’t wanna sound like a creeper
Want this voice gone, yo, it’s not a keeper
Oh, oh oh, oh
Verse 2: Do all I can, don’t understand
I sound like I’m from Munchkin Land
I sounds just like
Oooh
A girl (girl, girl, girl, girl)
I try my best, speak from the chest
But it’s no use, I still sound like a pest
I don’t know why
Oooh
Why world? (world, world, world, world)
Hook: My dad’s the one that sounds
Like he could be Barry White
(white, white, white)
And I’m the one, who talks
Like a forest sprite, baby
I’m a sprite! (sprite, sprite, sprite)
Chorus: When the hell will my voice drop?
Told ev’ryone to go on their way
And no, I am not a gay!
When will my voice drop?
I think I may get a lawyer
Cuz I sound exactly like Verne Troyer
Sayin’ I would sound better if it was lower
Don’t you know, sound like a cat stuck in a blower
You heard my voice and said I’d like to know her
(No, no, no, no)
Bridge: Askin’ me, why is it that?
Why do you, sound like Bratz?
I sound like, like I’m five
This no way, to survive
But you just don’t comprehend
I’m twenty-five
And I’ll love it when I hear my
Chorus: Voice drop
I told you that my life isn’t fun
And I burst people’s eardrums
When will my voice drop?
I told you don’t give me a speech (Oh)
Because I will let out a high-pitched screech
Sayin’ I would sound sexy if it was middle
Oh God could you please change my voice just a little?
Why must I just like a small Shirley Temple?
Chorus: Don’t think I’ll have my voice drop
And don’t even really like my tone
I think I’ll end up alone
When will my voice drop?
I make a very screechy sound
And I sound like a miniature clown
Sayin’ I would sound sexy if it was middle
Oh God could you please change my voice just a little?
Why must I just like a small Shirley Temple?
(Oh no, no, no)
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