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I love inflatable girls
Real women think that I’m a jerk
But my girl’s inflatable, inflatable
And how much I love her

Damn these inflatable girls
In those sexy cheerleader skirts
She greets me with a smile, with a smile
Even when I blow her

See it started on the net
I saw this cute brunette
Oh and she stole my heart
Got out my credit card
But I never thought
That she was only plastic

She arrived eventually
And I named her Tiffany
It was awkward at first
‘Cause I feared that she would burst
With a few nights alone
Now our relationship’s fantastic

See with my looks she’s fine
My gut, she doesn’t mind
I should just go throw out
This gym membership of mine
Oh lord, my baby’s making me lazy

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It was back in ‘99
Feeling lonely all the time
Oh until I sent away
For that pretty girl of mine
And I also bought
Some interchangeable hair colors

Then we started going out
Even moved her down south
Some believe so strong
That our bond is wrong
And my family
They think that I need therapy

See, they don’t understand
When you’re holding my hand
Makes me want to go out
And buy a wedding band
Oh lord, thinking of it makes me hazy

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Now she’s a bustin’
And now I’m patchin’
Please tell me if
This outfit’s matchin’
‘Cause I don’t know
If nurse or schoolgirl’s better

When I took her out the box
Oh, I knew she was a fox
Without my glasses on
I could swear she’s Courtney Cox
She’s the light of my life
And lighter than a feather

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