DONE! What a flop, what a flop, haha!
NO! You're canceled! Move it out!
GOODBYE!

You don't show 'bout teen topics
So we're gonna drop you
Shortly you'll be off the air
And you'll end up in a slump
Where canceleds are done
Surely you'll be off the air

You know that we'll take ya' (yep, we'll take ya')
Shake and bake ya' (yep, we'll take ya')
Shortly done and off the air
You're boring, we'll take ya' (canceled, take ya')
Overplayed ya' (people hate ya')
You will die, you're off the air!

Yes we know you're show was rough, was not pretty
Ratings didn't go through the roof
Yes your show was crap, it's so sh***y
You're took off the air (off the air)
Teenage kids about only 15
Said that your show isn't no good
So let's get this over with quickly
Dude, your show lacks flair (show lacks flair)

Nobody watched this crap, didn't say it's alright
Come on, just get canceled and get out of my sight
So now I write this spoof here on AmIRight
Shows this horrid truth, I'm so guilty inside!

Crappy shows not worth watchin'
Pinkish slips we're droppin'
Now you're done and we don't care!
Enjoy your overlong slump
A canceled ain't fun
All because you're off the air!

And now that we've took ya' (yep, we took ya')
Overlooked ya' (overlooked ya')
Never shown again, who cares?
The ratings crew hates ya' (yep, they hate ya')
They all blamed ya' (sure, they blamed ya')
Just get out! You're off the air!

What you gonna do, you've no hurry
Reruns getting shown just about every day
Now you're coming back, now we're worried
Gonna smash your face (smash your face)
Now we're scared, this thing was so indie
Now it's coming back for more fun
But if things go wrong, which they will,
You're welcome to the slump (to the slump)

Now people love your quotes, buying your merchandise
I wish you'd get cancelled yet again for the fright
So here's another stanza for AmIRight
Comebacks are the truth, maybe some of the time!

Now you're showing teen topics
Bringing all the bucks in
Why'd we take you off the air (yep we took you off, that's dumb!)
Your channel switched after slump
They can't get enough
Now we want you back, we swear! (We want you back, yep we swear!)

We won't ever take ya' (we won't take ya'!)
Doing great, yeah! (Oh so great, yeah!)
Your success was unaware
So why did we take ya' (why'd we take ya')
Shaked and baked ya' (shaked and baked ya')
You've returned, you're on the air!

Now you (now you) Can go (can go)
To a place (to a place) that people will buy
The D (The D) VDs (VDs) FYE's*, bringing the bucks alright!

We are stoked 'bout your topics
But so sad we dropped ya'
Such a flop just isn't fair!
Now we are in such a slump
A TV-show dump
Crap, we took you off the air!

So now we don't hate ya' (we don't hate ya')
We should play ya' (we should play ya')
You won't let us touch your share
Don't want us to put ya' (we could put ya')
On our channel (back to normal)
Switching hands from off the air!