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Song Parodies -> "Bipolar Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Girls"

Original Performer:

Sean Kingston

Parody Song Title:

"Bipolar Girl"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan P. Rice

The Lyrics

JPR! Sean Kingston?

You’re way too bipolar, girl
That’s why you will never work
You make me homicidal, homicidal
your emotions convert
Just take your lithium, girl
your manic and depressive quirks
They’ll make me homicidal, homicidal
your emotions convert

[Verse One]
You just started to embark
On emotional spark
Oh when you start to bark
That’s when you tear apart
Yet I just thought
That “sane” lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say you’re too dumb
To get yourself strung
Oh you didn’t care
You just pulled out your hair
And then you just said
That you couldn’t stand the weather (stand the weather)

See you’re very refined, girl
Some of the time
But you mix up your mind
Your words are so maligned
Oh Lawd
Your sickness is driving me crazy


[verse two]
It was back when you were nine
You were happy all the time
You never went astray
A relaxating time
And I never thought
That you were gonna be a bother (be a bother)
And then it came out
Mood swings moved you about
Oh fists start to hurl
Your feelings come unfurled
It came out to be
That you weren’t sane as you could be (you could be)



[verse three]
Now you’re cussin’
And then you’re whinin’
Please do not cry
I’m loathin’ fightin’
And I don’t know
How to make you better (make you better)
You’re blamin’ other guys
You’re rollin’ your eyes
Oh I can’t believe
You stab me with a knife
And then you just cry
Don’t like this whatsoever (whatsoever)

[chorus, first three lines]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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 5   5

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Jonathan S. - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
"Relaxating" isn't a word. I gave 534, though it's NOT for that reason. Not bad, overall, though.
Jonathan - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I know "relaxating" isn't a word...caught that mistake right after i submitted the song. Thanks, though.

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