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Song Parodies -> "Ribbit Nation"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Ribbit Nation"

Parody Written by:

Julio A Robles

The Lyrics

this is a remix done by a little frog who wants to rap
Now usually I don’t do this, but uh—
Imma show you how I get down in the Swamp.

Hanging on the lily pad
Croaking it tune with other tad’s
I began to notice something rad
Other frogs began jumping on there pads
That’s why I’m rapping here to you
Showing you more that frogs can do
Now stand up and get crazed
This frogs going to Amaze

Little froggies say Ribbit
All the tadpoles go knee-deep

I’m not your everyday toad
Bouncing up on your road
Its time that you get ready

I won’t sing rainbow connection
Being greens no discretion
I’m the new frog in town that all the girls will be kissin’
Eating fly’s by the bog
Hanging out on my log
Flippers splashing water
Everybody hop in the pond

Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, and hop
Hop, hop, and hop,

Now forget what you know
About froggies in show
It’s not true that we go
Dating things with hoofed toes
I will never touch pork
Without bid, napkin, fork
I’m about to leave this stage
Hoping for Ribbit nation

Little froggies say Ribbit
All the tadpoles go knee-deep

I’m not your everyday toad
Bouncing up on your road
Its time that you get ready

I won’t sing rainbow connection
Being greens no discretion
I’m the new frog in town that all the girls will be kissin’
Eating fly’s by the bog
Hanging out on my log
Flippers splashing water
Everybody hop in the pond

By the bayou we got cool alligators
There are flies everywhere as if the party was catered
There are turtles on left lizards on my right
We bring em both together were amphibians all night
Then after the rap it’s the disco Froggy
And after the Froggy is the after party
Around about 4, we all clear the water
You can hear as we sing a
“Ribbit” melody

Little froggies say Ribbit
All the tadpoles go knee-deep

I’m not your everyday toad
Bouncing up on your road
Its time that you get ready

I won’t sing rainbow connection
Being greens no discretion
I’m the new frog in town that all the girls will be kissin’
Eating fly’s by the bog
Hanging out on my log
Flippers splashing water
Everybody hop in the pond

I won’t sing rainbow connection
Being greens no discretion
I’m the new frog in town that all the girls will be kissin’
Eating fly’s by the bog
Hanging out on my log
Flippers splashing water
Everybody hop in the pond

Here I am sitting free
On my old Lilly pad
Remembering the days
When I was a young tad
Hopping all around
From my pond
to the ground
To this remix
I'm just froging it out

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Ethan Mawyer - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
For the most part, this is very well done. It's clever, and follows the pacing of the original very well. On the down side, you did have some problems with typos such as they're/there and bid when you meant bib, and I'm not sure what you meant by "green don't mean no discretion".
Dr Music - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute. Very cute frog song. As Kermit the frog said "It's not easy being green". I'm glad that frogs are still popular after all these years.

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