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Song Parodies -> "Detention (Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition (Remix)"

Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Detention (Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Was I really this naughty? No. Well, maybe...
Now usually I don't do this,
Go ahead on 'cause i've got a little session during p6

Now i'm not trying to be a fool
Teacher thinks I broke the stool
He sent me out for being rude
Said I hit him with some food

That's why i'm here on the grill
Trying to tell you whats the deal
My teacher's a daft old bloke
The way he says I nick and steal

So he gives me a
[Pink slip]
Then he gives me a
Detention til 10 past four
Just for slamming the door
That's when he sent me to heady

This is remix to detention
I've done too much to mention
Teacher gritting his teeth
He can't wait until his pension
Slippin' on 'nana peel
How much stress can he deal?
At the freakin' weekend Miss just watches Ally McBeal


Now it's like Dawn Of The Dead
When we got English instead
Teacher's face going red
When he hears what I said
Now he's hitting the ceiling
He ain't feelin' what i'm feelin'
He's about to get out a slip
And put me in a detention

Can I get a
[snore snore]
The class
Teacher bores us with books
I guess we're outta luck
That's when we say when we're ready

It's my remix to detention
Teacher feeling the tention
Sir makes me write an essay
On the Geneva Convention
Drinking Pepsi and Coke
Wait til he sees what I wrote
Think i'd better run before he sees
And then he explodes

Teachers moaning in the staff room at break
They drink coffee all morning
Says helps them stay awake
They've got year 9s to their left
Sixth Form to their right
Hand work in together
They'll be marking all night
After lunchtime they said
I was naughty
Then during English said I
Hit somebody
I'll be in detention
Until I turn forty
Gonna go up to the room
And throw a party

Can I hear a
[woop woop]
The teacher
[Bleep! Bleep!]
Ripping his hair out the roots
He can't stand all our woops
That's when he said do some study

It's my remix to detention
For not paying attention
Teacher laughs at me when I say
He can't handle aggression
Teacher thinks i'm a joke
He's a middle-aged bloke
Gotta get home early so i'll make my "mum" write a note

It's the remix to detention
I got kicked out of French and
Teacher says I was naughty
And his fists were a-clenchin'
Sipping on some iced tea
No-ones cooler than me
Gotta act real nicely so that I can get out at three

Now it's quarter past three
I'm in Biology
Didn't do my sheet
Now he's mad at me
Science really sucks
Flashing angry looks
I can't read the books
Guess i'm gonna flunk
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 15

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   3
 5   12

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Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS ( yes, I suck ) but since you are a pacing nut I will take your word that this is close enough to warrant a 5 there and from me a 555 overall. I spent a few, umm, some time in detention in school. PS-If you can, restore your vote on my " Garbage Trucker " parody as the one submitted yesterday was under " Red ant " not " Red Ant ".
Saider E. - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This was a good parody read. good job.
SheDuke - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This is totally off the chain. I absolutely loved it. All 5's for you looker.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant - You don't suck you just have different musical tastes to me, it's understandable. I'll re-submit my vote ASAP. Thanx! Saider - Thanking you kindly... SheDuke - I'm guessing being "off the chain" is a positive, so thanks!
Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks DAK, I was being sarcastic about sucking and thanks for restoring your vote.
M-Dawg - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Dis mutha was off da heazy! Bitches and hoes fo you dawg! 555
Dumb Ass Kid - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant - No problem... M-Dawg - Thanks (I think ?!?)
geniuskid - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome!!! By the way, have you read the other parody to ignition called detention by coolgrl. That one's pretty good too.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Geniuskid - Again, thanks for your kind comments, but I don't read old parodies. I used to check before submitting a parody to see if it's already been done, but I got bored of doing that after 5 parodies, so now I just go for it. Hey, if it's been done, it's been done! Thanx
Snake - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent work, DAK. 555. I won't lie and say i haven't done detentions before, cos i have, and always for some outlandish offence that half the class doesn't understand (some still don't). Take "Making offensive noises and distracting other students from learning" ITS CALLED FLATULENCE PEOPLE!!!!! TOTALLY NATURAL!!!!!!!!!!
Dumb Ass Kid - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thank you Snake
Dumb Ass Kid - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thank you Snake
robbie - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
good job on the song

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