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Song Parodies -> "The World Greatest"

Original Song Title:

"The World Greatest"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"The World Greatest"

Parody Written by:

Asia Washington

The Lyrics

I like them real young
straight out high school
oh I like 'em in junior high
I like to carpool
I like them around ten
the younger the better
oh I like them coming home
so I can
catch them
If anybody ask you who I am
I stand up tall and look 'em in the face
And say
I am that guy looking at porn
or watching your kids from across the road
Yes, I tape them
I am a famous rapist
I am that guy offering to get their coat
Or helping 'em when they "choke"
yeah, I tape them
I am a famous rapist
I like breast buds
just when they starting to grow
oh, if you got a bookbag
I can tell where you can go
I am that guy looking at porn
or watching you kids from across the road
yes I tape them
I am a famous rapist
I am that guy offering to get their coat
or helping 'em when they "choke"
yes i tape them
I am a famous rapist
I know
I am a rapist
Can you tell it
I am rapist
Can you tell it

I saw the light
at the end of the jail cell
Believe in gettin them young
before anyody gets to them
web cameras is the best ya
It use to be secret
now i will watch you
hey, uh, hey, hey, hey
I am a rapist
I am a big rapist

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